| No. I am not having an identity crisis.
Have you ever played one of those mixer games? They're always something stupid where you have to introduce yourself to a group of people you half know, half don't know, and half don't care if you know or ever will see again. With in five yes or no questions, I became the newly wed, eternally bottle blonde, cleavage flaunting, poptart, Mrs. Kevin Federline. I attended this baby shower (complete with duck theme and blue punch) and munched on meatballs with Princess Diana, Henry Ford, Hilary Clinton, Zorro, Thomas the Tank Engine, Mother Teresa, George Washington, Xena the Warrior princess, Cher, Garth Brooks, Mickey Mouse, and Bob Villa. |
I know a good time when I see one / And when I'm in the mood I can even be one / I can lead the parade or I can stop it / Sometimes I dance in the boat just to rock it
*from The Kinleys' Just Between You and Me album.
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