Irony

I am now intoxicated.

The fact that I left the bar completely sober and had to down three bottles (VERY large bottles) of water to get this drunk says a lot about me I think. And even more so about the Keg's combats. LOL.

Anna's eyes are drying out, Tosh and Mike are both watching Risky Business on my couch, and I am full (thanks to my scrambly thing I made and set the smoke detector off with) and really tired. Do you think it's impolite to just fall asleep? I thought so.

Wow. They're sorta loud. Anna claims the world is spinning. Mine is only slightly Monet ish. I guess I'm not TOO drunk then.