I know everyone thinks I'm weird because I rarely go on my myspace page. Mostly it's because I'm lazy.
Second is because I don't really get the point (say it with me: "LOSER!").
Thirdly, because my grandma is a huge Dateline fan, I actually saw the ENTIRE internet preditor series and it creeps me out.
Fourthly because I can't decide if I attract weird people, or if I am the weird person and everyone else is normal.
If anybody actually understands what I'm talking about feel free to e-mail me for the whole thing. LOL.
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Busy Week
Today: Lunch with Amanda and my Genetic Modification of Wild Rice paper is due.
Wednesday: Work and then Volley Ball Tournaments
Thursday: Granddma's Dr. Appt, Make sure her dress for the wedding fits, Presentation on wild rice paper, Mom and the girls are driving down...I think.
Friday: Find a shirt to wear with my KICKIN' skirt to the wedding, Bobby's wedding
Saturday: REN FEST WITH ERIN!!!! ( Man I miss you kiddo!)
Wednesday: Work and then Volley Ball Tournaments
Thursday: Granddma's Dr. Appt, Make sure her dress for the wedding fits, Presentation on wild rice paper, Mom and the girls are driving down...I think.
Friday: Find a shirt to wear with my KICKIN' skirt to the wedding, Bobby's wedding
Saturday: REN FEST WITH ERIN!!!! ( Man I miss you kiddo!)
That Other Marriage
So Sunday, my dad calls me before work to update me on what's been going on. That's when things got really funny.
Apparently my mom's been really busy this week with meetings for the Chamber and Vanessa's softball games, plus she's leaving on Thursday to come out here for my cousin's wedding. My dad good naturally complained that he wasn't getting a day off this week and my mom shot back that he had one off last week in which he got to go to Minnesota to see his daughter so quit complaining.
This is when Melissa stepped in with "Daughter? What daughter?"
To which my dad replied "the one from my first marriage?"
Apparently Melissa got this stupid look of disbelief on her face until she says, "oh yeah. Lisa's in Minnesota!"
Right then Vanessa popped around the corner and Mel says to her "Ness, did you know we have a half sister?" and Dad adds "and one with only half a brain?"
At this Vanessa leans around the partition that separates the Kitchen from the rest of the restaurant and shouts across the room to Eliza "Hey we have a half sister with only half her body parts!"
When I hang up and relate the story to Toshia she starts laughing and asks if his first wife was a blue woman. This of course has to do with that wonderful running joke about me being found on the doorstep. And how in high school when my hands got dyed blue from helping Toshia with her hair it wasn't really dye, but my home planet calling for me.
Apparently my mom's been really busy this week with meetings for the Chamber and Vanessa's softball games, plus she's leaving on Thursday to come out here for my cousin's wedding. My dad good naturally complained that he wasn't getting a day off this week and my mom shot back that he had one off last week in which he got to go to Minnesota to see his daughter so quit complaining.
This is when Melissa stepped in with "Daughter? What daughter?"
To which my dad replied "the one from my first marriage?"
Apparently Melissa got this stupid look of disbelief on her face until she says, "oh yeah. Lisa's in Minnesota!"
Right then Vanessa popped around the corner and Mel says to her "Ness, did you know we have a half sister?" and Dad adds "and one with only half a brain?"
At this Vanessa leans around the partition that separates the Kitchen from the rest of the restaurant and shouts across the room to Eliza "Hey we have a half sister with only half her body parts!"
When I hang up and relate the story to Toshia she starts laughing and asks if his first wife was a blue woman. This of course has to do with that wonderful running joke about me being found on the doorstep. And how in high school when my hands got dyed blue from helping Toshia with her hair it wasn't really dye, but my home planet calling for me.
S-day
That would be single drop day since Keith's new single drops today and I have yet to listen to it through no fault of my own (Shauna insists that this is a sign that I am a bad Urbanite.).
Thursday, August 10, 2006
New Keith Single Update
From CMT.com
Keith Urban Reveals First Single From New Album
Keith Urban is preparing to release the first single from his new album that's scheduled to arrive in stores this fall. A press released issued by his publicist describes the single, "Once in a Lifetime," as "another in a line of upbeat, infectious rockers that have come to be one of Urban's trademarks." He wrote the song with longtime collaborator John Shanks. They previously co-wrote two of Urban's biggest hits, "Better Life" and "Somebody Like You." Urban continues working on the new album with co-producer Dann Huff.
Keith Urban Reveals First Single From New Album
Keith Urban is preparing to release the first single from his new album that's scheduled to arrive in stores this fall. A press released issued by his publicist describes the single, "Once in a Lifetime," as "another in a line of upbeat, infectious rockers that have come to be one of Urban's trademarks." He wrote the song with longtime collaborator John Shanks. They previously co-wrote two of Urban's biggest hits, "Better Life" and "Somebody Like You." Urban continues working on the new album with co-producer Dann Huff.
It's No Wonder I Love Eloisa
Finally got a chance to read Squawk Radio today and found Eloisa's INTRODUCING...COUNTRY ELOISA entry which, while funny enough included this little excerpt that forever will warm my heart:
"I will leave the abyss of my knowledge of country music to your imagination. I will say that I really liked the movie Nine to Five and I once saw Keith Urban in a hotel and thought he had amazing shoulders."
I concur about the shoulders.
"I will leave the abyss of my knowledge of country music to your imagination. I will say that I really liked the movie Nine to Five and I once saw Keith Urban in a hotel and thought he had amazing shoulders."
I concur about the shoulders.