Don't sneak up on Unsuspecting Garbage Cans

On the way to class, I kept hearing these little noises. Ya know, like mice in the wall? Well, I go to toss something in the garbage can, and out pops a squirrel. I wasn't sure who was more freaked, me that he was going to bite off my fingers or him who was afraid I was going to club him with an empty pop bottle.

I tell ya. Me and animals. It's a curse.