The VP

I'm so sick of people telling me that everything is fine and that me doing my crazy frantic headless chicken routine is okay because they're there to pick up the slack and everyone is going nuts right now, and then turns around and starts complaining to everyone about me. I'm not a fucking magician. I can't do everything. I'm sorry I'm not on call twenty-four hours a day to do your bidding but I've got this little conflict with something I like to pretend is a life. I really don't give a shit about what you are juggling, I'm trying to keep my own head above water right now and your bullshit doesn't really help with that now does it?