You know those survey forwards that you always get, but never have any time to fill out unless your completely bored spitless, and just cannot bring yourself to try and sort your dirty clothes because you don't have any laundry money anyway?
We'll if there's anyone who can fess up to being busy it's me, so here was my favorite obnoxious survey question and my answer:
24. When was the last time you fell down?
Twenty minutes ago. Damned three hole punch tripped me. I swear the communists are trying to take me out. Or my students have put a mob hit out on me. Or maybe it just accidentally got shoved off the kitchen counter. Why was my three hole punch in the kitchen anyway?
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