The Imaginaries

Last night, Me and Tosh and Becky were waiting on Katie to show up (which she eventually did much later and then ditched us anyway) so we started making up excuses as to why she was late. Mine when something like this:

I was on the road and then this happened and then I had to do this, and it was like, and then this other thing happened, and now I'm here.

(If you are confused, quit. It only gets worse.)

So Toshia jokes, "What were you doing and who were you with?"

To which I replied, "I know who I wish I were doing."

Dirty laughter all around. Especially in light of Derek, but that's Toshia's story to tell.